Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Has this ever happened to you...?

You get on line...and then all of a sudden you have this really long message from some guy you don't even know? Well, it happened to me, and this is what he said...

Im here
I never left
NEVER EVER
WHY IS IT NOT POPPING UP
OMG WTF
DO YOU SEE ME NOW
DO YOU
HUH
WHAT DID YOU SAY
OOO0O0O0O0O0O0O0OBABY
OH YES
BABY
DO IT HARDER
SO IT ROUGHER
RUB IT
ROCK IT
YUMMY
IN MY TUMMY
FUCK ME
FUCK ME NOW
YOU WANT ME
YOU KNOW YOU DO
OH BABY
YES YOU DO
OK I'M DONE NOW
MAYBE
LIKE I CAME
BUT I DID
NOT
BECAUSE YOU DIDNT FUCK ME
DAMN IT
I WANTED IT
IT BOTHERS ME
IT'S LIKE YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE
DONT YOU WANT MY BODY
YEAH I AM HYOER
HYPER*
YOUR MY MISSISSIPPI QUEEN
I WANT TO ROCK YOUR WORLD
I WANT YOU
I WANT YOUR ...
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GOD
I LOVE IT LIKE THAT
I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
I NEED IT LIKE THAT
OMG I NEED YOU
COME TO ME
COME TO ME NOW
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
I LOV EIT
YOU LOVE IT
LMAO
I AM TRYING TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
WITH MY .....
BODY
I WILL SWAY YOU
WITH MY BODY
COME TO ME
COME TO ME NOW
YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME
FUCK ME
MIND FUCK ME
YOU WANT TO SUCK ME
I MEAN MY FINGER
I MADE YOU LAUGH DIDNT I
DIDNT I
TELL ME
DID I
PLEASE
I NEED TO KNOW
I DONT WANT TO SHUT UP
OMG HIS VOICE IS SEXY
OMG
YOU SAID IT FIRST
DONT READ ANYMORE
UNTIL I DECIDE I AM DONE
PLEASE DONT
I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
WOW
SHE IS SPECIAL
THAT IS KIND OF SLUTTY
ANYTHING
WOULD GIVE ANYTHING
OMG
THAT IS SO RETARDED
SHE NEEDS TO GROW UP
SLASHED WRISTS
OMG
THAT IS SPECIAL
EPIC FAIL
CLEARS THROAT
EPIC FAIL
HE SAID IT
NOT ME
OMG
I WANT YOU NOW
I CANT RESIST YOU ANY LONGER
I NEED YOU
YOU KNOW HOW I NEED YOU
I NEED YOU LIKE SO BAD
DO YOU KNOW HOW I NEED YOU
WEDNESDAY
WED...
NES.....
DAY
...
ARE YOU NOT EXCITED?
AM I NOT A CLEVER FELLOW
BRITISH ACCENT IS SO MUCH BETTER
OMFG I LOVE THE BRIT ONE
I THINK I MAY BE DONE
I HAVE LOST WORDS
I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ELSE TO DA
SAY
DAMN ME AND MY TYPOS
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL
OMFG
I HAVE A HEADA CHE
YOU JUST SAID DICK
DICK
LIKE WANG
LIKE PENIS
LIKE SHLONG
LIKE THAT THING BETWEEN A MANS LEGS
YOUR GAY
YOU SUCK
LIKE MAN PENIS
BUT I AM SO NOT A LESBIAN
I SWEARS IT
I SO SWEARS IT
YOU KNOW I AM NOT
I WAS JUST JOKING
I JUST WANT YOU
I NEED YOU
YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
YOU ARE MY BESTY
YOU ARE MY MATEY
ARE YOU MY MATEY
AM I YOUR MATEY
ARE YOU MY BESTY
I NEED YOU
SO VERY MUCH
DO YOU LOVE ME
I LOVE YOU
THE TACO
AND THE
BANANA
NEED TO MEET
FOREVER
CONNECTED
PINK TACO
IT MAKES ME LAUGH
OK I AM REALLY DONE
I AM SO VERY DONE
I WILL STOP NOW
I HAVE TO STOP NOW
I HAVE TO GO
THE TIME TO GO IS NOW
THE BACKGROUND COLOR IS YELLOW
LIKE PISS
OK I MUST LEAVE YOU NOW MY LOVE
MY FUCK BUNNY
MY HONEY BUNCH
MY MILKSHAKE
MY SEXY KITTEN
MY VIXEN
MY FOXY LADY
OK WELL FAREWELL
I WILL MISS YOU
OMG I WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH
I MIGHT MASTERBATE IN MY PANTS
I CANT HELP IT
I AM WATCHING YOU
SHIT DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD
I LOVE YOU
GOOD NIGHT
I AM WATCHING
I LOVE YOU
WILL YOU FUCK ME LATER
DAMN IT
I NEED AN ANSWER
YOUR HARD
YOU ARE SO HARD
OMG I CANT STOP NOW
I JUST GOT STARTED
OK I AM DONE,
I LOVE YOU
I NEED YOU
GOOD NIGHT
I AM WATCHING
TOODLIE TOO
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I AM WATCHING

1 comment:

  1. I had that happen once to me too. I got on here and checked my truth box and I had gotten a message just like that.
    What the hell!?!?!!?!?!?

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