Monday, January 26, 2009

Urban Dictionary...weird...

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in
the search box, then write the definition it gives you. If there's more
than one just pick the first one.





1) Your name?

REBECCA: ....
The name Rebecca originated from the daughter of Goddess of Beauty!
She wanted to bring one and only beauty to brighten the world and she
decided to name her Rebecca, the Shining Star! While the Goddess was looking in the sky with her Handsome Husband, she saw the name Rebecca Glowing in the SKY!

(Also got)...
Also can be a name for a dirty transvestite's thong that has not been washed.


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2) Your age?

18:
....
The age where an American can:

1. Legally buy pornography

2. Legally buy cigarettes

3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos

4. Legally be considered an adult

5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law

6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in

... but still cannot buy alcohol.

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3) Your roomie?

LUCAN(My Cat):
a hard out rock, heavy metal, head basher, mosher haha


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4) What should you be doing?

LAUNDRY:
Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion
around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the
term "having sex" or "intercourse."


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5) Favorite color?....
GREEN:
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also,
upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of
course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now
is it?

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6) Hometown?

FAIRLEE: (wasnt in one word...so I did two...)

FAIR:
..
......
Good, ok, not bad, well done.

a term mainly used around the music btec year 1 regions of stratford upon avon, said to be formed by 'slick'
LEE:
When used in the context of an Australian Male, the Term/Name "Lee"
denotes awesomeness, In 1842 a great man predicted that all males named
"Lee" in the year 1987 shall become 'King of the World' upon their 20th
birthday. Because this great philosophizer was shot in the back while dancing
to the 1842 one hit wonder "Hamertime" (a song about communist
oppression) the truth was never released to the public.


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7) Month of your birthday?

MARCH:
....
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

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8) Last person you talked to on the phone?

KRYSTAL:
....
Great greasy little hambuger popularized in the south. Founded in
Chattanooga in the 20's, some people like to compare them to White
Castles. A true slider connoisseur knows that a Krystal burger trumps a
White Castle. Open 24 hours, the restaurant caters to many different
clientele. However, to truly understand the spiritual meaning of
Krystal, they must be consumed at 3 AM after a night of hard drinking.
It is here where I will recommend that people suffering from
constipation can find a cure at any local Krystal. The day following a
Krystal binge will completely cleanse your gastrointestinal system of
any remaining blockage, with prejudice. Even with the colonic hurricane
that follows, Kystals are an absolute Southern treasure.

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9) Favorite sport?

SWIMMING:
a way to stop from drowning


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10) Your last name?

KINSER:
Kinser isn't defined yet.


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Im a no body =( lol

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